Harrisburg, PA? Albany, NY.

"Everywhere you go, you see women more beautiful then yourself.

You imagine him being attracted to them.

You're drink gasoline to stay warm."

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"When he calls and tells you he misses you, you invite him over. He spends the night.

In the morning, he asks where his razor is. You tell him that you threw it away when you broke up. He says,

"I

framed

your

deodorant.""

-from "The Girls Guide To Hunting and Fishing", by Melissa Bank

Seriously people. You need to read this book.