
Will you be my fashion wife?
ADVENTURE TIME. Jess shot my gorgeous bridals. She shot them till they WERE DEAD. OR GORGEOUS. It's all the same, isn't it? We traveled around the city, from Brooklyn to a tiny mini mart to change to shooting around Pier 17, ICE CREAM TRUCKS, taxis, and the Flat Iron Building. Everyone asked what the photog shoot was for, assuming we were something famous or big, something to take back home to the family in Hibberts Gore, Maine or Hibberts Gore, Maine. What we SHOULD have done is make up some great tale about indie movies and marketing for MAC or the sort, but since I'm the worst liar ever, Iwould just tell them it was for my wedding. Still, little girls followed me around. I was akin to aDisney Princess or a really fluffy baby animal.



Jess also used me for a model (I fluttered my eyelashes whilst typing this, can't you tell?) for a photography project. Here's a few of my favorites from that day:


We spent an evening with our friend Joel Brown (able to grow the best beard in the world, as well as sing like an angel) and Abby Rose P. (pretty pretty tall dancer with a heart of gold) posting Charlie Horsey flyers. Will you be his friend?

The Coney Island Mermaid Parade was wonderfully weird.
Jessica, Devani Rae, Aubrey BAGLEY, Travis, and I snuck into the actual parade and danced alongside the pastied crazies, as standing on the sideline became boring... Next year I'm plastering on gills to blend in more evenly.


Of course, Charlie became famous. He always steals the show, that tricky devil.




Pre-wedding, my dear dear friend-bridesmaids Kari Jo and Meredith M threw me a



Playing "Kiss the Groom" (like Pin The Tail On The Whatever, but with your mouth wearing bright red lipstick). You can't really tell, but that sexy cartoon poster has Chris' head attached to it. What can I say? The boy works out animation style.
Again. Proof that I'm really 12 years old.
I wish I had more photos of my other guests! But beggars can't be choosers, and I DO love my dance friends a whole bunch. LAURA OR OTHER PHOTO TAKING GUESTS: If you have any other photos of this event, will you send them to me si vous plez? Gracias. Whoa. TRI-LINGUAL??? I am awesome. (Except that's the extent of my knowledge of both languages.)

Will someone please PLEASE take this amazing idea and use it for their own wedding? Please? Please please? Do what I REALLY wanted to do. Let me live vicariously through your wedding.


There is a massive selection. I wish I had a photo of the ALL BLACK (I hear you won't go back... racist?) medal. I really loved that one the very most. Scavenger hunt for a good photo? Winner gets a handful of... let's see what's in my purse... chocolate covered pomegranate candies? A tampon? A billion defunct iPhone headsets?