Monster #13

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

Monster #12

Ah! Look at the Alien's happy alien tongue!

That's the most adorable monster I've ever laid eyes on.

Monster #11

(This door was in my dream last night... And now I think I'm physic. Maybe I just have telepathic tendencies... Like Professor X.)

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you . . .

Monster #10 or The Scariest of All Monsters

Oooooo. Scary.I'm still screaming . . . with laughter.

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Monster #9

(Invisible sharks that dwell at the bottom of backyard swimming pools = my biggest fear.

IT'S VALID.)

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" . . .

Monster #8

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Monster #7

(Godzilla should have a whole month dedicated to just him.

He's the cat's pajamas.

The bee's knees.)

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" . . .