Vamp it.

If the afterlife ends up being boring (my best friend's version of heaven . . . ahem . . . you know who you are ) I've decided to take a chance at being a vampire.
But not in the blood-sucking glitter version of the current popular pop culture. Especially if I have to hang around annoying teens who think that "no one really understands" ("I'm Bellahahahahahaaaaa!"(shut up . . . seriously)).

I'm think more like this:

Ah, Vampire Weekend.

I'm kinda mad that I didn't make a video like this first.