From a gchat conversation
I'm having with my friend Robert
"If guys would just STRAIGHT UP say "Claire. I like this and this and this about you. Let's go on dates and see if this has any heat and/or tension that would make good on future posterity. Oh and... you eyes are like the sea at storm. Word. This would bluntly just put it out on a table... Then the games would stop and I could make more baked goods. Actual cupcakes. Real lemon meringue pie from scratch."