How about I duh you!
and your sternocleidomastoid
my STERNOCLEIDOMASTOID could kick your duh's butt
well my duh's dad could beat up your sternocleidomastoid's dad!
My dog's bigger then your dog.
I kicked your dog. but in a nice way
Nice kicking seems paradoxical
because YOU seem paradoxical
Well, you start lifting your leg in a bound flow, using your femoral flexion and illiiospoas to initiate, to wind up for the impending direct force of a mean kick. Then you have to IMMEDIATELY change your dynamic to that of a sustained free flow as to not hurt the object of your differing emotions. It's too sudden. It can't be done. So you're stuck in this struggle between right and wrong and bound and free and to hurt and not to hurt and soon you get distracted by something shiny and wander off to examine said shiny thing, so all of your in depth analysis was in vain.
Claire you have enlightened me. I will buy you a cookie someday to compensate for the time spend doing so. And a cake for having kicked your dog
You know how I adore baked goods...
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:
Bartenieff Fundamentals helped me receive the promise of baked goods.
MY MAJOR WASN'T USELESS!!!